25 5 / 2012
Pretty Little Liars 3×02 Blood is the New Black Episode Stills
Honestly, I love how batsh*t crazy this show is getting. It’s like on MELROSE PLACE, even after Dr. Kimberly Shaw BLEW UP A BUILDING in a psychotic rage, she somehow managed to be a main character for a season and a half. Also, Wren is now a doctor at Mona’s insane asylum? A-MAHZING!
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23 5 / 2012
Amber Valletta at Givenchy SS 1997
Please, REVEN8E, have a charity fashion show episode next season just to have Amber Valletta look like this and be fabulous!
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22 5 / 2012
It doesn’t matter if you’re gay or straight, what matters is that you have a penis
HA HA HA!
Yeah, seriously! Why is Kurt taking the time to ESPECIALLY THANK all the men, most of whom THREW HIM IN A DUMPSTER IN THE FIRST EPISODE, but not the women, WHO WERE SUPPORTIVE OF HIM RIGHT AWAY/HIS ACTUAL FRIENDS?!!?!
Ryan Murphy, you salty taint.
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22 5 / 2012
I am so mad that this photo does not have Jenna, but it has Noel and Wren, who have only been in like five episodes total the second half of season two.
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15 5 / 2012
UGH. GLEE
Really, Will? The kids never get to win? What about all those Sectionals and Regionals? And those TROPHIES they sang and danced around?!?! They win all the fucking time!
11 5 / 2012
UGH, RIGHT!?!?! THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN! Except in a school so homophobic that two gay kids transferred there, despite being at a supergay all boy’s school that had a zero-tolerance stance towards bullying.
Also, if the Glee Club is so reviled, how come 4 out of the 6 nominees for prom court were FROM THE GLEE CLUB?
Also yet again, even though the students voted for Quinn and Santana (and Quinn won by ONE FUCKING VOTE), why did they decide to pretend everyone at the school wrote-in voted for RACHEL FUCKING BERRY? And when the announcement was made that, by a TREMENDOUS MARGIN, write-in candidate RACHEL BERRY won, how come all the students APPLAUDED instead of saying:
“Really? Rachel? That annoying glee chick who we slushie everyday?”
“Yeah, how did she win? I don’t like her one bit!”
“Yeah, she’s inconsistently written.”
“Yeah, I voted for that latina bitch who may or may not be a lesbian.”
“Yeah, I voted for that blonde chick in the wheel chair.”
“Yeah, me too.”
“Me too!”
“All of us did too!”
“WE ALL VOTED FOR ONE OR THE OTHER OF THEM!”
“So wait, if WE ALL voted for them, then who wrote in Rachel’s name?”
“It’s the two prom queens from glee club!”
“Yeah, that awful smug glee club is behind this!”
“THEY’RE RUINING OUR PROM AGAIN!”
“KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL THEM ALL!”
“Except for any gay white male glee club members! That’s wrong!”
“Kill the women first!”
And THAT, Mr. Murphy, is how you write a campy teen show that is also very self aware of its own flaws. Thankyou.
(Source: gleelogic)
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09 5 / 2012
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES: SEASON BY SEASON
Since the final episode ever of D.HOs is coming up, I wanted to look back at a show that has consumed me for some time…season by season…in reverse order.
SEASON 8: The final season. Kiss Them Goodbye. This was the chance to go all out BONKERS, and what happens? Lynette and Tom break up, but Lynette’s sad because she still hasn’t realized what an asshole she is. Gabrielle has some touching moments because her stepfather is dead, but doesn’t do much else….I think? Susan loses Mike again, and no longer has to be part of anyone’s love triangle. Bree gets involved with men and makes bad decisions and is suspected of murder. Honestly, I couldn’t even tell you what happened this season, it’s been so unmemorable. And this is a show I have LOVED. Honestly, I stuck with D.HOs after D.HO mania died down (in season 2).
BREE VAN DE TRAMP or A HOUSEWIFE WALKS INTO A BAR…
Okay, so Bree’s life is falling apart, she almost kills herself, then is stopped by Vanessa Williams’ character. Then goes to a bar, and Vanessa Williams is all “Meet some guys, have some fun!” And she does. And she hooks up with Cameron Mathison, soap hunk of all soap hunks. And then later, the above scene happens. And Bree decides (DECIDES!!!) to be the town’s drunken slut. AT A CHURCH BAKE SALE!!! It’s brilliant because it comes COMPLETELY OUT OF NOWHERE and goes against everything she’s stood for for YEARS! Just suddenly, a la Winona Ryder in STRANGERS WITH CANDY. (click below!)
It’s character sabotage at its finest. The blaze of glory. And honestly, if you write something so against what has been established, then you get down on your knees and thank the lords you have cast Marcia Cross in this role.
It’s very much like her character Kimberly Shaw on MELROSE PLACE, where she’d have to be the same character, but somehow have a different mental disorder: one week she’s bipolar, the next week she has multiple personalities, the next week she’s a nymphomaniac, and so on like that. Marcia can turn it out, and give you chills and thrill while doing it.
